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Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
Im-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
Hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. yellow
If you wanna see me eat jell-o
I never seen nothin like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name chang wanna see my wang?
Neva good God hit the gong with a bang. waaa?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but thats not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg? well I dont
But I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
That aint nice four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty
Fifty five. wanna see me go gaa? hit you with the lang. hai ya!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? you fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. only americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
Waaaaaaaai-yah!
I can kick you if you dont pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, thats fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So dont expect nothin for free, at least from me ching chang chewie
I got you from taiwan city and hong kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And dont mistake me for a viet cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burn